Chapter 8
Falling Down
Home in the motor home again after three days of exploring the area, swimming, fishing and hiking, Anneliese and Edward went back to work again. Lodging was inexpensive at Laughlin's casinos, as was the food, so they stayed there two nights—staying away from the gambling but checking out the Watch Man shop, which claimed to stock more timepieces than any other store on earth. Anneliese looked for cuckoo clocks, but the store with the most was temporarily out of them.
Ed checked out the NuSpel website and found that the stat tracker wasn't working. It was a free one that he had downloaded from the web. So he downloaded another free one and set it to a thousand more hits than the last time he checked. A conservative estimate. "When will you ever learn, McPero?" he scolded himself. "Reach down in those deep pockets and pull out enough guita (gheeta) for a good one. Always penny-wise, pound-foolish! Way to go!" Oh, well, he could procrastinate a day or two to see how well the new freebie was going to work.
Then he made a search for surveillance and security devices and came up with lots of stuff. Measures and counter-measures. Bomb detectors. Automobile steering and accelerator locks, listening devices, pinhole cameras, video cameras (disguised as wristwatches, neckties, buttons and pens), wireless transmitters, GPS devices, thermal detection devices, night goggles and scopes, super high-tech surveillance scopes, and microphones that could be placed under the dash of an automobile and transmit conversations for miles. Tiny miniature transmitters that could transmit video pictures and sound to a receiver at a range of almost half a mile were priced at $175.
There was an anti-kidnapping device with an ultra-micro transmitter incorporated into jewelry or accessories that could send out an invisible SOS at the first sign of danger, automatically sending help to your exact location. Included was a portable receiver/direction finder designed to track and locate VHF and UHF signals. The exact location of the transmitter would be displayed on the direction finder, with 16 high intensity LEDs (Light Emitting Diodes) arranged in a circular pattern along with a three-digit numeral display.
There were high performance directional microphones that recorded voices and sounds without having the microphone anywhere near the subject being recorded. Also telephone tap transmitters and vehicle tracking devices of all kinds, some that operated off batteries and others that operated off the vehicle's electrical system.
As counter-measures, there were devices that could detect any bug in a room or vehicle. That's what he needed. Pérez couldn't be certain that his visual-tactile searches had not left a bug or two unlocated. One of these was advertized for a measly $250. A telephone tap defeating system was available for $360. Another could be purchased for $1,489.
Of greatest interest was a GPS tracking device that tracked a bugged vehicle's location and path on a PC map display. The description fitted the one Eduardo had disabled. The batteries were long-lasting, especially since they were programmable from the computer; that is, they could remain inactive until activated on command at selected intervals. Well, he had totally disconnected the GPS's batteries, so someone's digital map had blipped out for good.
All very interesting, but Eduardo already knew most of this. He still had his video/audio transmitter disguised as a pen and the accompanying receiving equipment, of course. What he needed was one of those bug detection and alarm systems. He could get overnight delivery if he ordered immediately. Why hadn't he done that before? Well, for one thing, hi-tech help was supposed to be on its way from the Agency. There was an international airport serving Bullhead City and Laughlin. However, despite the urgency of his request, nothing was promised till tomorrow, at the earliest. This had allowed them to take their little holiday.
Hey, wait a minute! Hold on there, Lalo! You've concentrated on little trees and overlooked the forest. Satellite phones! They beat everything else by a continent and more. Plumpi, or whoever, has to be using satellite connections! Pérez quickly typed in "satellite phones" to begin a search and immediately found the following:
Coverage Area (Footprint)
All of Central America, including Panama, the Northern countries of South America including Colombia, Venezuela and Ecuador; coastal waters extending to the West of Central America approximately 500 miles; all islands in the Eastern Caribbean including Jamaica, Cuba, Haiti and the Dominican Republic, the Leeward and Windward Islands and all of the Caribbean Sea; Mexico and the Continental United States, Alaska, Hawaii, the Gulf of Mexico and coastal waters approximately 400 miles offshore; Canada and surrounding coastal waters.
If your Satellite Telephone is located within this footprint area, you may receive calls from or make calls to anywhere in the world, 24 hours a day. Cost: Just 83 cents per minute and $39.99 per month
There was this on the cost of a satellite phone plus accessories: Transportable phone: $2725; rechargeable battery: $105; Cigarette Lighter Adapter: $570. Adds up to $3,400. The phones have internet and e-mail connectivity. They can be rented on a monthly basis. Two-way pagers are available for rental or purchase. Some phones can be switched from cellular to satellite service.
Expectations for the near future are that satellite phone systems will result in the emergence of the first truly transborder business organizations, the overhaul of existing telecommunications regulatory procedures, and the ability of billions of previously unconnected people to communicate. New regions of the world will be brought into the information age, with great long-term impacts on the global economy. An estimated 90% of the earth's surface is not currently served by land based communications. Satellite communications will revolutionize things in a manner comparable to the personal computer revolution.
Pérez knew, of course, that this technology was out there but hadn't realized that it was advancing so rapidly and that prices were being reduced so much. He had come across no information related to satellite spy gadgets, but why not? The units aren't all that large and could no doubt be cunningly concealed as bugs. Still, Pérez's search had been as complete as he could make it and he had concluded that no such bug—a truly amazing insect—was bugging them. Tomorrow a hi-tech techie with special equipment and expertise would be arriving who could determine readily enough whether there was or not.
It was still quite early. The wake-up serenade of the German 88s had accustomed Eduardo to an early start each day and his eagerness to get all he could from life had made his wake-up time even earlier. Both Anneliese and Ed were up and around by 5:00 a.m., the better to catch more of every day in all its splendor. After breakfast and their morning exercises, they were about to resume their unpromising work at the computers—Anneliese with 3-lb weights, Ed with 4-lb. ones (or relinquish any pretense of macho manhood).
"Anneliese, dulce amor [sweet love], half-dreaming or half-awake last night, I was musing about how we have big long-range goals and opportunities for learning and service which are often interrupted by immediate short-term distractions and necessities. In our limited human conceptions of things, might it not be assumed that God, who sees every sparrow that may fall, is also concerned with both these "lofty" and "lowly" aspects of our existence?
"In Benjamin Franklin's day, there was a consensus among thinkers that God had set everything in motion, sort of like winding up a clock, and then had just left it to run by itself. Everything would tick away on its ordained course and Deity would not intervene or interfere with its operation. But what about freedom? To our earth-bound perceptions, most things in the world definitely do not run like clockwork. Thank God for that! A robotic life would be totally boring and meaningless—a living death. I, know, Anneliese, you don't think my solution to everything that goes wrong on a personal, national, or world level is funny, but isn't there a lot of truth to it? 'Vee haf got to eelimeenate zee yuman eeleement.' Sure, only my little joke, spoken in a ponderous German professorial accent, but the human element does cause all kinds of disruptions wherever we look.
"Yeshua went about his work on earth teaching, healing, serving and reproving and with every act and word he transmitted eternal messages: seek the truth, love, serve, repent, learn, have compassion, be strong, be humble, confront adversity with courage and faith.
"An abstract message conveyed through concrete acts. But día día, day by day, as we pursue our lives, is it possible to receive divine aid as we strive to do all these things? There are millions who have said and say that this is true. In science, findings must be capable of replication to demonstrate their authenticity. All of the above strivings, yearnings, efforts, and successes can be replicated (though never precisely in the very same way) in every individual and over and over again.
"It's difficult for non-synesthetes to appreciate, sense, and feel what synesthetes experience. How is it that a particular number or letter is green or red or violet to them? Can they really remember phone numbers better because they perceive them as a series of colored digits easier to recall because of their dramatic 'Benvenuto Cellini' impact? Communicating to someone something that is foreign to their experience isn't easy. We struggle to accomplish this with words. Poets, musicians, artists, saints, have enviable gifts that help us to 'see,' 'feel,' 'sense,' 'understand,' and 'appreciate' to a lesser or greater extent something that truly is ineffable. From Latin in- (not) and fari (to speak). Something that can't be put into words. By the way, isn't Benvenuto a great name for a new little baby?"
"To the very depth of our souls," Anneliese vehemently asserted, "every tiny baby should be benvenuto, willkommen, bienvenido, bienvenue, welcome, in every language and land. With very rare exceptions—if any—once started on its way, a baby should be welcome to all who need the sweetest of joys in life in their life. And that is everyone. 'Benvenuto, Benvenuto!' Benvenuto's mother must have cooed when she first joyfully held her sweet baby in her arms."
"Oh, if only everyone could see and feel this!" Eduardo concurred. "There's an old pun that's illustrative: 'I see, said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.' How can we 'see' or 'hear' the ineffable? We have to pick up on it. We have to try it. It is possible to replicate in our own lives the inspirational behavior of great ones. We need to listen to their words, observe their deeds, read about the things they comprehend, listen with ears like theirs, attune ourselves. It can be done. Above all we must read the words of Yeshua, pick up on them, meditate upon them, pick them up, put them into our lives, live them.
"Surprisingly, some scholars claim that the historical record is not clear regarding Yeshua's acts and words. They would discredit the Gospels because they were written long after the events described—they say—and each varies to some extent from the others. Well, the dots are there but some scholars somehow seem incapable of connecting them. An eminent Biblical authority once pointed out something derived from his research that is of the utmost significance.
"When addressing large groups, as was customary in his day, Yeshua spoke loudly and paused after every phrase when giving the Sermon on the Mount, for example. The pauses allowed listeners to take the words in and reflect on them. It also gave them time to write his words down. Why on a mount? So his voice would carry out to the vast multitude.
Many people seem incapable of speaking up today. We have microphones and loud speakers, but one of my gripes, as you well know, since my hearing isn't what it ought to be.... It probably started on its way downhill when so many shells exploded around me in combat.... My gripe is that people are given a microphone but mumble and don't speak into it. Yes, the marvels of directional microphones and all the rest are great, but they rely on the microphone (one of McLuhan's extensions of man), and expect the technology to do all the work. Atrophy of our voices seems to have set in."
"Hold on, Eduart! Parents don't need mikes at their kids' soccer games. I agree, though, that in front of one, too many people expect it to do the job that is their voice's."
"Let me ask you this, Analisita, To whom is the world (the Western world, at least) most indebted for its level of literacy? Many types of writing systems have been invented over the course of history and some very ancient ones are still in use today. Alphabetical systems definitely are the simplest and easiest to learn and use. Ideographs, as used in Chinese, Japanese and other tongues do not adapt well to the requirements of modern technology—specifically, computers, the internet, and even outdated typewriting.
"Inscriptions recently discovered at Wadi el-Hol in Upper Egypt have set the invention of the alphabet at a far earlier date than previously supposed. Other inscriptions in Canaan—present-day Palestine—had been dated about 1650 to 1550 B.C. The Wadi el-Hol ones date to 1800 B.C. or earlier. In both instances, the inscriptions were made by Semites, the ancestors of the Jews and Arabs (also the Syrians and Phoenicians).
"The Old Testament was written in alphabetic Hebrew. To the Jews their ancient scriptures were a great treasure and therefore literacy was highly prized among them. They had to be literate to access Holy Writ. After the Old and New Testaments were translated from Greek and Latin into the vernacular languages and made accessible to all the people—not just the clergy—these two books were the world's greatest promoters of literacy, especially after the invention of the printing press. There was a great thirst among the people for the "living water" of the Scriptures. Contrast this sublime thirst with one of today's prime movers of literacy: Harry Potter books. We should be rather pleased, though, that they accomplish this at least."
"So what you're saying, Professor Pérez, is that to a large degree, far greater than is generally appreciated, it's thanks to Semites and their scriptures that literacy has spread so widely throughout the earth. We should all pause and give thanks to them."
"For sure! The Jews are a highly literate people and have been for many centuries. They were highly literate at the time of Yeshua. Can the experts really assume that not a single one among the thousands who heard him speak took notes? They would have done so on the most widely used writing materials of their time and place: parchment (stretched animal skins) and sheets of papyrus. Our word paper derives from papyrus. Is it unreasonable to suppose that many devout disciples of the Lord recorded his words?
"As you know, I often take notes at academic meetings and religious services, jotting down gems to add to the "Treasures" folder on my hard drive. I often wish there were pauses like those that undoubtedly occurred during the Sermon on the Mount in order to write down everything accurately. So, given the high literacy of the Jews, I venture to say that beyond reasonable doubt contemporaneous records were kept of many of Yeshua's words. Unless engraved on clay, metal or stone, however, they would rapidly deteriorate.
"There is another—McLuhanish—aspect to this.... What is writing? An extension of what? Of our brains? Yes, but specifically.... Say it out, Anneliese, for the benefit of readers."
"Our memories!"
"Exactly right, Anneliese.
"Ancient sages objected to writing. They did not like it. People would no longer rely on their memories and would lose the art of memorization. It is known that among the ancients, selected individuals were trained from earliest childhood to remember. They developed fabulous memories and could recite interminably long ancestral records, fables and epics. The sages were right. Reliance on writing caused memories to atrophy."
"You rimed atrophy with cry, Eduart. Doesn't it rime with the y of baby?"
"With either the baby or its cry. Take your pick. As a verb, I prefer y as in by by a country mile. The noun is supposed to rime with the y of crabby, and that is usually the way it's heard. What can you expect of English spelling? Our dictionaries are used more for looking up pronunciations than for meanings. A respected colleague of mine once said epitome over a microphone before a large assembly of professors and students. Yes, he actually rimed it with home instead of hysterectomy. Who could blame him? Spelling is supposed to indicate pronunciation—except in English, that is. Everyone knew what he meant, but his prestige hit bottom just the same because of something so inconsequential."
"Faith, hope, and charity..." mused Anneliese. "And the greatest of these is charity. Amazing how we can catch someone in a tiny fault like this and be so uncharitable.
"Why are some people so 'liberal' in their judgment," she wonders on. "Dan Quayle supposedly misspelled potato, when in effect he was just reading from the teacher's flash card, and the liberals are still hooting him out of town. Aboard a great aircraft carrier, Commander-in-Chief William Jefferson Clinton referred to the bow of the ship as in bow tie rather than the bow of a dog's bow-wow. Was he hooted all the way back to Arkansas? The media scarcely mentioned it and then it was forgotten by them for good."
"How a given culture 'polices' things like this," stated Ed, "is very intriguing. In some areas of performance and behavior where deviation from a particular norm is not permitted, ridicule may be employed as an enforcer. One of the most illuminating books I've read is a small volume entitled Un Village en Vaucluse, an anthropological-sociological study of this French town in Provence, département of Avignon. Emphasis was made of the fact that in society in general in Vaucluse, but especially in the schools, ridicule is the weapon or means most commonly used to keep people in line. This obviously is not limited to Vaucluse. I once had a French supervisor in one of my lines of work and got to experience this first-hand. He was highly cultured, however, and left other, very positive, imprints on my life."
"Well, it seems that it's present in all cultures—except possibly Austrian and, in particular, Viennese," commented Anneliese. "But it can be so ironic. On the one hand, kids may scream, 'Copy cat! Copy cat!' ridiculing imitative behavior and yet, conversely, imitation, conformity, and emulation are generally expected. This is a strange trait in humanity that can result in great cruelty. We know how Alice suffered when playmates called her 'Baldy!' and snatched the scarf off her head. If baldness is so deplorable and offensive, why did they want to expose her baldness?"
"In Navaho culture I've read," added Ed, "the strong are expected to be particularly caring of the weak. The fastest runner may deliberately slow down to let another win—especially a younger one. Everyone knows who is faster, but they appreciate and admire the gesture. I ask myself now, why my dad thought he always had to beat me at arm-wrestling and how come our son Paul, the wrestler, had to out-tussle me from about age.... sixteen? Twelve? I will admit that they were good-natured about it. It was all great fun. Funny! I consoled myself with thoughts of Whatsizname Mendelssohn. I'm just kidding. His name was Abraham. He was the son of Moses, the acclaimed philosopher, and the father of Felix, the great musician. A mere wealthy banker—a nobody caught between two notables, as he put it.
"It's the same with my brothers—two older, two younger. The oldest is a brilliant scientist, the next, a man with the greatest 'people' gifts I've ever known ( don de gentes, in Spanish). The fourth is a fine teacher and writer, and the youngest a solid citizen and a Colonel Pérez, far outranking Private First Class Eduardo Pérez, 19153139, Sir!"
"Ach, du armer Schlucker!" [Oh, you poor.... Let's say guy! Schlucken = swallow, gulp, hiccup. Schluck that, you poor Schmuck!]
"So you don't think I let them beat me, like a stalwart, brave Navaho brave?"
"I'll believe what you believe."
"Mille grazie, vielen herzlichen Dank, merci beaucoup, 'chas gracias, thanks a lot. That rejoinder is so diplomatic and mild it doesn't come within a kilometric ton of ridicule."
"Of course! My constant guide is St. Paul's marvelous words in 1 Corinthians, Chapter 13:
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal.
And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.
And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profits me nothing.
Charity suffers long, and is kind; charity envies not; charity vaunts not itself, is not puffed up.
Does not behave itself unseemly, seeks not her own, is not easily provoked, thinks no evil.
Rejoices not in iniquity, but rejoices in the truth;
Bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
Charity never fails; but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away.
For we know in part, and we prophesy in part, but when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away.
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then I shall know even as also I am known.
And now abide faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity."
"Honey, your memory certainly hasn't atrophied! That is so beautiful, and true. It was a favorite scripture of mi mamá. I've told you how she used to write talks for me. The young people of our church—even little children—were often invited to speak before religious gatherings and fraternal organizations. Doña Josefina wrote a talk for me once that was so well-received I was invited to speak at other groups. She would never allow me to read. I had to learn every talk by heart, no matter how short or long.
"Back then I could read one of her talks through once or twice and that sufficed. Now I can't remember my own name without pulling out one of my business cards. One of my fondest memories is how she would hold my hand as we walked together to an appointment. Then she would sit on the front row and beam at me during my talk. I sturdily refrained from looking her way. It would be too disconcerting, even embarrassing, to see her putting out all that love for her 'little' boy. I was 11 to 12 at the time—a big boy, too big a boy for such an outpouring of affection.
"I had only one bad experience. I was a teen-ager at the time, but still giving talks now and then. My mother continued to offer her help, though I tried to develop talks on my own. In one of my talks I quoted Shakespeare. It was at a church. After the meeting, I walked through the hallways, admiring paintings on the walls. I was out of sight of others around a corner when I heard a girlish voice mincingly pronounce, "Shakespeare says...," parodying me, ridiculing me. I had a big gap in my mouth from missing teeth then and was very shy. Her words devastated me. I was only doing my best, and anyway, could it be that she had paid no attention at all—no homage—to Shakespeare's wonderfully striking, beautiful words, but instead had concentrated on a poor Schmuck's defects and inadequacies?"
"Charity, where art thou?" Anneliese sighed. "Keep me from mentally punching that girl out!"
"Too much of our education and intellectual life sinks to the lowest common denominator. It's as in a parable based on the behavior of lobsters that I once read. A man who had never seen a catch before asked why they were placed in a shallow receptacle instead of a deep bucket. 'Because if one of them tries to escape the others will pull it back,' was the reply. Sluggards and slackers resent it when someone eager to learn pulls their grade down by 'raising the curve.' One of my best courses ever was in Differential Calculus. There was an intense but friendly rivalry all semester long to see who could score highest on every test and the final exam. It was exhilarating. Every single one excelled because of this. How sad that someone should want to pull you down for quoting Shakespeare! Just a little attention, a little thought, and one good quote from him could hook you on him forever.
"Well, Anneliese, you know no doubt that I'm trying to pick up a thread leading me to a point I've intended to make. The point.... it comes to me now.... is that at the time of Yeshua, even though the Jews were extremely literate they nonetheless highly prized memory. They knew their scriptures and could quote them at great length. They remembered and they also wrote, so this notion that there were no contemporary records of Yeshua's words and deeds, seems to me to hold less water than a thimble with a hole in it. People would remember! And they would write! How could they not!.... Benvenuto Cellini's box on the ear multiplied by a factor of thousands by the dramatic impact of Yeshua's words, his love, his healing of the sick, his other miracles, his crucifixion and his rising from the dead!"
"Well, Eduart, many, sadly, prefer to 'look through a glass darkly.' They could have a clearer vision, but like you giving those talks—a 'big' boy too aware of and shying away from your mother's deep expression of love—they are big scholars and authorities, too big for the slightest trace of sensitivy. They would be in danger of lapsing into sentimentality and subjectivity and they must ever remain far above that.
"The irony of this, Ed, is that back in St. Paul's day there was hardly any science at all compared with what we have now—science that makes it much easier for us to comprehend and accept certain things. If puny man has such great powers of communication, with satellite phones, the internet and such, and is now contemplating computer chips of molecular and even atomic dimensions, imagine what simple kindergarten stuff this is to God. If we, looking through a glass darkly, can posit the existence of other dimensions, of logic-defying quantum states and subatomic realities, of possibilities that boggle the mind, shouldn't that instil a little humility?
"For good reason Yeshua said, 'Whosever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child shall in no wise enter therein.' Obviously, he didn't mean like a little boy of 11 or 12 unable to withstand the blinding rays of his mother's love. Let's say, from a little baby up to the terrible twos. That's for boys. Girls, of course, up to age eight, at least. What with TV and other media, though, innocence is an endangered species."
"Too true," Eduardo agreed. "and yet there's lots of learnèd innocence around. The theory of the Big Bang, for instance, is still making a big bang in the world. A 'singularity' exploded and is still exploding outward. According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, this exploding universe will eventually reach equilibrium. Every part of the universe is now exploding away from every other part, but eventually it will either collapse and become one big cosmic black hole or else continue expanding until all its energy is exhausted and it reaches a static state. There will be no life. No change. Time will cease. In this view, our universe is a closed system. There is nothing else. Nothing but it. That is, outside of an infinite number of parallel universes, or branes."
"Well," put in Anneliese, "if there's nothing else, going all the way back to the very beginning of everything, where did this so-called 'singularity' come from? Where did this incredibly vast initial energy get its start? How come it is so incomprehensibly enormous that it is till exerting itself universe wide today?"
"Yes," concurred Eduardo—"and this is not a new idea, by any means—there has to be a prime mover. There can be no other answer, however unfathomable it may be. Prime comes from Latin primus, first. In house painting, a primer coat is usually applied—a first coat. When I was a boy, before we moved to town, we had no running water, hot or cold. We had to prime our pump. That meant putting some water in it, the first water, so more would come out. A primer.... ( primmer for us, prymer for the Brits).... is a first reader for little children, starting them out on the way to literacy. I love the analogy or metaphor of priming a pump. We have to put something into it to get something out.
"That is the way of life. God is generous and kind. If we put in a little faith, and remain faithful, we'll get a lot more out. Put in a little starter virtue and continue to pump away, and we'll get virtue forevermore. Put in a little knowledge and avidly, objectively and unintimidatedly add to it, with heavenly inspiration and aid, and we'll escape from grievous errors and scams and equip ourselves to be fit to teach others. The stubborn, the arrogant, the proud, who are above priming the pump with a little faith, virtue and knowledge, will never know how they are failing, what they are missing, unless they wise up and hear a voice or see a light like the Saul who became the Apostle Paul."
"Saul's becoming Paul should be a consolation to you, Eduart. Saul was his Hebrew name. His nickname became Paul, from Latin paulus—small or a little bit of something. Like in Spanish paulatinamente: a little bit at a time, slowly. From this we can deduce that he was short in stature, but God made him great."
"So there's still hope for me!"
"Aber natürlich, sure, you may yet become a vir, a man. It has always bothered me that your English virtuous comes from the Latin word for man—manliness, being a real man. By all rights, it should come from Latin femina, woman, and we should speak of femue. A much more alluring, attractive, lovely, and accurate term. Now in German, we have Tugend. No throwback to either masculinity or femininity—though naturally the word is feminine in gender. Immanuel Kant wrote of it as fourfold: Weisheit, Tapferheit, Besonnenheit und Gerechtigkeit—wisdom, valor, self-possession, righteousness.
"We were taught to be tugendhaft, virtuous, in school. It was a key part of our education until Hitler took over Austria and its schools and attempted to twist and pervert everything with his Hitler Jugend [Hitler Youth], pure Aryan race, Aryan supremacy and Wagnerian mythology.... All right, Eduart! All this has been stimulating, but I hope that you will now consider getting to work!"
"O.K., if that's what you call it."
So, just whistling "Buckle down, Winsocki" this time, Eduardo checked out the website and then had a look at "London Bridge" on Google. Not surprisingly, this husband had remembered that Anneliese was impatient to see it. They would have to start out for it that very morning because the Agency hi-tech techie would arrive the next day. Whistle or Sing It
Buckle down, Winsocki, buckle down
You can win, Winsocki, if you knuckle down
If you break their necks , if you make them wrecks
You can break the hex, so buckle down
Make 'em yell Winsocki, make 'em yell
You can win, Winsocki, if you give 'em hell
It you don't give in, take it on the chin
You are bound to win, if you will only buckle down
If you fight you'll chuckle at defeat
If you fight your luck'll not retreat (CHEER!!!)
Knuckle down Winsocki, knuckle down
You can win, Winsocki, if you buckle down
If you mow them down, if you go to town
You can wear the crown, if you will only buckle down.
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An astonishing thing, but there it is in the middle of the Great American Desert near the conjunction of Arizona, Nevada and California. Built in 1825 on ground too soft to support its weight, the legendary bridge had been gradually sinking until it was no longer bridgeworthy. Its estimated 130,000 tons had become insupportable. It had been constructed for a reasonable number of pedestrians and horse-drawn vehicles, but by 1960, an estimated 100,000 pedestrians and 10,000 motor vehicles were crossing the bridge every day. It would have to be replaced. Not wanting to demolish the famous historic and folkloric symbol, the City of London decided to offer it to the highest bidder. Robert McCulloch, Sr., who produced the first commercially successful chain saw in 1949, presented the highest bid ($2,460,000) and got himself a bridge. A bridge he didn't need for a river he didn't have.
The dismantling of the 1005 ft. span took three years. Each block was numbered so it could be put in its proper place. The granite blocks were shipped through the Panama Canal to Long Beach, California and then all twenty-two million lbs. were trucked to the eastern shore of Lake Havasu, Arizona, created from the waters of the Colorado River. There the bridge was reassembled on the ground and then a channel was dug across a peninsula—Pittsburg Point—to pass underneath it like a river, converting the peninsula to an island. What a great idea, rebuilding it so economically on dry land! And there it is today, rather out of its element—rainy, wet, foggy, very populous London, surrounded by greenery—in a location that could not be more opposite: dry, empty-looking desert with very sparse vegetation and habitation. An effort was made to provide a little English ambience with a pub and other structures posing as a quaint English Village set among tree-lined promenades that impart a bit of the flavor of London.
Pérez took note of these facts and committed them to short-term memory in order to pass them on to Anneliese. Then he yawned, burped, cracked his knuckles, and scratched his.... head.
Anneliese reacted immediately: "Eduart, ich langweile mich furchtbar. I'm frightfully bored. I'm getting nowhere. Nothing I've seen is worth sending off to Alice and Laura. As I said, the object is mainly to let them know that I'm involved and trying to help out—that I'm interested and excited. But this is doof! Really dumb. There's not a thing that would be helpful to them. Oh, I wish madre Josefina Pérez were still alive. She was such a great seamstress, she could make some truly gorgeous yet modest things for Alice."
"Yes, it's sad. But she and my dad must be happy now, surrounded by loved ones and their little granddaughter Alice after whom Laura's Alice was named. They both knew English well enough to understand the wonderful poem which I could hardly recite at her funeral, I was so overcome with emotion. I had to explain changeling to them: una criatura suplantada surrepticiamente por otra—a not altogether folkloric practice that they knew of but not the English word for it: A baby robbed from its cradle and surreptitiously replaced with another. Also, Zingari. As you know, it's from Italian and means gypsies. Gypsies have been falsely accused of so many things and so often viciously persecuted during their long history—especially as victims of Hitler's holocaust. They were even accused of stealing babies and leaving changelings in their place. Knowing these two things, my parents were able to fully understand Lowell's marvelous poem and its heart-melting metaphors."
It is reproduced from the program for you below:
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In Memory of our Darling, Precious Alice
The Changeling
James Russell Lowell
I had a little daughter
And she was given to me
To lead me gently backward
To the Heavenly Father's knee,
That I, by the force of nature,
Might in some dim wise divine
The depth of his infinite patience
To this wayward soul of mine.
I know not how others saw her,
But to me she was wholly fair,
And the light of the heaven she came from
Still lingered and gleamed in her hair,
For it was as wavy and golden,
And as many changes took,
As the shadows of the sun-gilt ripples
On the yellow bed of a brook.
To what can I liken her smiling
Upon me, her kneeling lover,
How it leaped from her lips to her eyelids,
And dimpled her wholly over,
Till her outstretched hands smiled also,
And I almost seemed to see
The very heart of her mother
Sending sun through her veins to me!
She had been with us scarce a twelvemonth,
And it hardly seemed a day,
When a troop of wandering angels
Stole my little daughter away;
Or perhaps those heavenly Zingari
But loosed the hampering strings,
And when they had opened her cage-door,
My little bird used her wings.
But they left in her stead a changeling,
A little angel child,
That seems like her bud in full blossom,
And smiles as she never smiled:
When I wake in the morning, I see it
Where she always used to lie,
And I feel as weak as a violet
Alone 'neath the awful sky.
As weak, yet as trustful also;
For the whole year long I see
All the wonders of faithful Nature
Still worked for the love of me;
Winds wander, and dews drip earthward,
Rain falls, suns rise and set,
Earth whirls, and all but to prosper
A poor little violet.
The child is not mine as the first was,
I cannot sing it to rest,
I cannot lift it up fatherly
And bliss it upon my breast;
Yet it lies in my little one's cradle
And sits in my little one's chair,
And the light of the heaven she's gone to
Transfigures its golden hair.
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Anneliese and Eduardo were sobered for some time, thinking of their precious, darling Alice who had passed away not at 12 months but at three. Their pain and sorrow was always there, but their faith kept them strong. Yeshua died for Alice. For us all. We shall all live again. Let us all struggle and pray that we might be worthy of a heart-bursting joyous reunion. Shouldn't we do our all, our very best for this? Exceed ourselves? Excel in virtue, faith, hope and charity?
It was about 8:30 when they left for Lake Havasu City. They had already said their personal prayers—Eduardo, while Anneliese was doing her hair in the bathroom, plenty of time to say his softly, aloud; Anneliese, no doubt said hers in the bathroom, which in a world with so little privacy Ed refers to as "Man's Last Refuge." He thinks he's funny. "Yeah, sure, MAN's last refuge," Anneliese retorts. "No one's always knocking or calling you men with 'Mom!.... Honey?... Grandma?....'"
Then they sang their morning hymn, said their family prayer (Anneliese's turn) and were ready to go. A far better pianist than Eduardo, Anneliese had played "How Great Thou Art" on their little Yamaha midi keyboard to accompany their singing. The motor home was large but not as huge as some you see—big enough for a grand piano.
As previously decided, they would not return to Lake Havasu City the way they had come. Instead, they crossed over from Bullhead City, Arizona to Laughlin, Nevada, continued west to Hwy. 95, south into California, on to Needles, onto I-40, back into Arizona near Topock (the town they had previously missed), and finally onto Hwy. 95 again, where they turned south to Lake Havasu City—barely beyond the point at which they had turned north and encountered the waters of a flash flood.
A little more than half-way there, the road edged over almost parallel to the Colorado River and then Lake Havasu where signs to RV parks on its east bank began to appear. Before long they went up a gradual rise, descended on a gradual slope, and arrived at outlying areas of Lake Havasu City. Off to their right they spotted a visitors center and turned off. There was plenty of space to park. They were welcomed warmly and their questions were answered knowledgeably.
Just continue on 95, they were told. Yes, London Bridge is open to both pedestrian and vehicular traffic. There's adequate parking for your motor home just across the bridge. You could park there and then explore the bridge and nearby attractions on foot. There are signs from here on in pointing the way to the bridge. Watch carefully for them. Lots of traffic. If you miss a turn-off, you may have a little difficulty maneuvering your motor home back around.
Not to worry. We have an ace driver. A nod toward Nonna Liese. If we lose our way, she asks for directions. No need to, naturally, with her husband the navigator along. If we men know the general direction to somewhere, we'll get there. Women, on the other hand, are better at noticing and remembering landmarks. It's in our brains, the hypothalmus, or something like that.
Converting this indirect discourse to direct as they left the visitors center, Anneliese retorted, "Right, so I'll notice the signs and the direction they point to. You don't notice a thing! You haven't even commented on the dazzling new way I did my hair this morning."
"Your hair is always dazzling! A little detail here or there wouldn't make that much difference. Besides, there is anecdotal evidence that women aren't always all that observant. It was in Ann Landers or her sister's Dear Abby—I don't remember which. A wife was very upset and indignant that her man hadn't noticed her new do. He didn't apologize or answer back, but only reflectively stroked his chin—once, twice, thrice—until she noticed that he had shaved off his beard. Ha, ha! Good one, eh?"
"Oh, yes, you men, so observant. The great locators! You have to ask me where you put your hammer last. Have I seen it? Where's my little jigsaw? More likely than not you've got it in your hand!"
"Well, yes, but now you're talking about something altogether different. Ha! Inanimate matter, they say. Turns out it's animate, in the sneakiest, most unbelievable ways! You put your tape measure back exactly where you always do and when you need it, where is it? Incredible. This deserves rigorous scientific investigation."
As they bantered good-naturedly back and forth, Eduardo had to admit that Anneliese was right. He resolved periodically to be more observant and gallant and had not given up on it. After all, he had this ability to set his mind to something. Hmmm. Not exactly correct. To set it against something—like not laughing when tickled, not swear, not smoke, not drink. Negatives. You have just got to be more positive, Ed! Do it! That's an order!
He was tempted to bring up the fact that women don't seem to have the same sense of adventure as men. "Let it happen!" was his motto. "So we do get lost! Lost from what? From life's pace when it becomes routine? Hey, who knows where this other road will take us? We'll see new, unexpected, unsuspected sights. We may even see a sign telling us how to get back on the right road! So don't get uptight, just enjoy." Well, Anneliese had never bought that. To her it was just Ed's way of disavowing mistakes, covering up. Well, not entirely so. In any event he never gets (too) uptight over a wrong turn. Rule #1: Be calm.
It's true: One swallow doth not a summer make. However, he'll never forget the time he was delayed only very briefly by what could be called a wrong turn and escaped by one or two minutes getting involved in a horrible fatal traffic accident.
The gift of one person's free will in conjunction with the exercise of many other free wills makes possible an infinite number of turns, speeds, vacillations, urgencies. No one can disprove or discount the fact that a "wrong turn" might be the work of a guardian angel. Pérez believes that, overall, God does let the clock tick away without intervening. We are here to experience the bad with the good in mortal life. Otherwise there would be no nobility, no courage, no perseverance, no overflowing love and joy. Well, what about the others in the accident? These things are unfathomable. Eduardo's trusting response is ever: "Thy will, oh Lord, not mine be done." Whatever befalls him, he trusts in God that it will be for the best if he is doing his best at whatever lies before him.
The Father could have intervened as his Beloved Son was crucified and died for us. He did not. The Son did—and desired to do—the Father's will.
It is written that angels did intervene to guard the Son: "He shall give his angels charge concerning you: and in their hands they shall bear you up, lest at any time you dash your foot against a stone." In his great condescension (descending to be with us), the Son of God experienced mortality like us: hunger, thirst, cold, heat, pain and weariness on the physical side and sorrow, grief, joy, love on the emotional side. However, no accident, no virus or bacteria, was to cut his life short before his mission was accomplished.
Harboring these soul-searched thoughts, Lalo sought to anchor them securely in his heart as Anneliese unhesitatingly made all the correct turns until there it was: London Bridge! They would have liked to stop and take in the view but there was no parking along the street so Anneliese did the next best thing. She slowed down. Traffic at the moment was light. She was going a prudent 20 miles per hour. The bridge was wide enough for two lanes only, with narrow sidewalks left and right for pedestrians. It rose 40 or more feet above the water, it seemed. On the internet there was a photo of a light plane flying underneath it. Eduardo was absorbed in the scene to the right: Lake Havasu, a beautiful blue, 45 miles long. A variety of boats and a launch could be seen on the waters of the artificial river below, placidly rolling on their way to Mexico and convergence with those of the Gulf of California.
Suddenly:
Characteristically collected, composed Anneliese let out a shrill cry and veered sharply to the left. Before he could tell what was happening, Eduardo found himself bracing for a collision. There were no oncoming cars. Barriers composed of heavy granite blocks at each side of the bridge were like parapets raised over the 1,005 ft. span. "A baby! I think I hit it! A little baby!"
The heavy motor home jumped the raised sidewalk and came to a stop with a savage jolt a split second after Anneliese applied the brakes. It was as though the parapet had announced, "This far. No farther!" The violent crash was followed by a tremendous splash below. His heart in his throat as he fervently hoped the little child was all right, Eduardo was out of the motor home door before Anneliese finished screaming "baby!"
There on the bridge to the right, near the curb, was a stroller tipped on its side, the back of it toward him. He swiftly pulled it back to the safety of the sidewalk, glanced quickly at the baby, not bleeding and apparently unscathed, and took a hurried look back at the motor home, catching sight of a trousered leg drawn inside just before the motor home door slammed shut. At the same instant the motor home started to back up. What the....?
He raced over, glanced through the passenger-side window and took in a frightening sight. A man was threatening Anneliese with a gun. Ed pounded on the window. The gun turned on him and he immediately dropped down out of sight. The motor home continued to back up onto the roadway as Eduardo scrambled to stay out of the line of fire. What could he do? A sudden inspiration. He rushed to the rear, climbed up the ladder and ran desperately forward to the front edge of the sundeck as the vehicle came to a stop and then lurched forward, nearly causing him to lose his balance. Quickly retrieving his Glock, holstered at his ankle, he dropped to his knees and fell forward over the windshield, his left arm angled for support against it, the Glock in his right hand aimed threateningly at the gunman.
The hostile, however, had already drawn a bead on Ed. As he got off a single shot, Anneliese instantaneously gunned the motor and veered to the right, throwing off his aim. The bullet barely missed Ed's head as it exploded through the glass. In an instinctive evasive move, Eduardo had desperately jerked his body to the left, his arms outstretched to acquire as much pendular momentum as possible and swing wide—aided by the motion of the vehicle—and at that moment the motor home struck the right-hand upstream parapet, sailing him outward in an inelegant arc, arms and legs flailing as though in a chorea seizure—an attack of St. Vitus Dance. Straightening out as best he could, he missed a young couple in a pedal boat by inches as he plunged headfirst into the river—only an instant after two violent splashes disturbed the Colorado's smooth flowing waters and nearly overturned the boat. Evidently two large blocks of granite had been dislodged by heroic, indomitable Anneliese, determined to save him at any cost.
Bystanders froze beyond the bridge and on the river banks below. Could London Bridge be falling down? Southern California has more than 200 faults extensive enough to produce earthquakes as large as magnitude 6. The San Andreas fault, California's master fracture, could produce severe damage over considerable distances. Those removed from the scene held their breath. Were they experiencing a quake? What else could send out shock waves and create tremendous splashes like that?
Angled across the bridge, Miss Universe Alice and the Jeep were blocking one lane of traffic completely, leaving barely enough space for cars to go by in the other. Vehicles behind them attempted to pass to the left and were met by cars approaching in the other lane. No one could proceed forward or back up. Traffic was jammed in both directions. Horns honked furiously. Occupants of vehicles jumped out and crowded toward the point of the bottleneck to see what was going on. Pedestrians on and near the bridge also rushed to the scene. Soon the sound of sirens joined the blaring and bleating of horns.
Assuming that in the presence of so many witnesses she had a chance to escape from Chanta (It had to be him!), Anneliese stepped down from the motor home and attempted to make her way back to where she had struck the stroller. Try as she would, the crowd was too thick and wouldn't—couldn't—give way, despite her urgent explanations and pleading. So she tried to force her way back to check out damage to the bridge and the motor home.... No way, so she just blended in with others to escape attention until the police arrived. Uttering a final ferocious curse, "Blöde Fotze!" (Best left untranslated), Chanta had already disappeared, attempting to escape by merging with the crowd.
Meanwhile, shouting to Pérez to hang onto their boat, the young couple had pedaled vigorously to the nearest bank—to the right—arriving at a point a number of yards downstream from the bridge. Eduardo thanked them profusely, waded dripping wet to dry land, and frantically began to clamber up the sloping bank and steep bridge abutment toward the level of the road. Water-clogged though they were, his ears took in the sound of honking horns and the excited babbling of a throng of people. A wail of sirens then added to the din. Reaching a point where the road was finally visible, he found it crowded with cars and people. All appeared to be struggling forward on the bridge.
All but one, that is, who was fighting his way in the opposite direction. The dastardly villain with the pistol! On level ground at last, Pérez could see that the villainous scoundrel had rounded the end of the parapet. Now he could get to the side of the road and free himself from further mass obstruction. As the rogue turned to sprint off toward a parking lot close by, Eduardo sprang at him like a tiger, bringing him to the ground. The two thrashed together for only a moment before they were separated and held apart by two husky, tanned, fit-looking guys who looked like they spent their days at the beach.
Ignoring accusations and counter-accusations, the two beach boys let them know that they would be held until the police arrived—very shortly, it appeared, from the sound of the sirens. It could well be that one of the two or both had had something to do with the accident that was holding up traffic and no one was going anywhere until this situation was cleared up.
As the forces of law and order began to disperse the crowd, an opening appeared through which Anneliese managed to thread her way toward where the stroller and the child should have ended up. Not there! She frantically scanned around and found it up on the sidewalk, several meters removed from where she had expected to find it. Her heart sank to depths known only to fiercely loving mothers and grandmothers. The stroller was upside down and appeared not only to have been struck by the motor home but trampled by the crowd. She went closer, not daring to look. But she had to! Carefully turning the stroller over, she found.... A doll, a baby-sized dummy, its poor little arms and legs nearly separated from its poor smashed body, its poor little head scraped and scratched. Anneliese wept from emotion and relief.
Quickly getting hold of herself, she shouted and waved at an officer until she got his attention, showed him the stroller and the doll and informed him that it should be cordoned off as evidence of a crime that had been committed. He said that he would guard it until this was done.
Finally the police got traffic on each end of the bridge backed up until there was unimpeded access to the motor home. Anneliese approached an older officer, obviously in command and identified herself as the driver of the motor home, addressing him as lieutenant.
"Captain," he said, motioning to a specialist to come forward with his equipment.
The specialist marked with orange spray paint the location of skid marks and whatever other signs he could find on the road, the sidewalk and the parapet—after Anneliese had backed up into the left lane—and the affected area on the sidewalk was encircled by bright translucent tape. Then the captain got in and had her remove Miss Universe Alice from the bridge, driving straight ahead and then to the left into a parking lot—undoubtedly the very one the lady at the visitors center had told them about.
The front of the motor home on the left and the right was badly smashed. The windshield, of toughed glass, had a bullet hole in it but hadn't shattered. Toughed glass disintegrates on impact into small granular fragments neither large nor sharp enough to cause serious injury. As for London Bridge, three large granite blocks had been dislodged from the left side and two from the right. Big trouble for the Pérezes.
The captain and Anneliese were examining the motor home when the two athletic youths, accompanied by an officer, appeared with Chanta and Eduardo in tow. Anneliese quickly whispered to Eduardo, "Chanta isn't Chanta. He's Trottel! An Austrian chanta. He threatened me and called me some very dirty names known by speakers of German from anywhere but his accent was Viennese."
Turning to the captain, she said, "This man is my husband, officer. We were accosted at gunpoint by this.... this criminal jerk, and I crashed the motor home into the side of the bridge in an attempt to disrupt his aim and prevent him from killing my husband."
The captain demanded identification. Eduardo produced a soggy wallet and extracted from it his Agency I.D. along with his driver's license. Anneliese climbed into the motor home and got her "wallet." Do women call theirs that? From her bag? Handbag? Purse? A guy never knows for sure sometimes whether something is in the realm of ordinary talk or in the kingdom.... Excuse me! The queendom of girl talk.
The captain examined their identification and grunted noncommittally. Then he turned his attention to lean, mean-looking Trottel.
Trottel said he had no identification on him. It was in his car. Where was his car? Well, it was parked right over there (He pointed to the far end of the lot), but it wasn't there now. Somebody must have stolen it during all the commotion. Describe the car. It was a 1993 Oldsmobile, light metallic blue, with a California license plate. And the number? Trottel gave a number that didn't seem to fit the right pattern for California.
A policeman had driven a mid-size Chevrolet patrol car into the lot, another officer at his side. "Give this officer the keys to your motor home," the captain instructed Anneliese. "He's going to impound it while this whole business is investigated. The three of you will go to the station with me in this cruiser."
Immediately on arrival, they were booked in. They had already been patted down to discover and remove any weapons they might have had. Ed's Glock was the first to go. Trottel attempted to remain impassive, but mildly resisted when they removed his.... Glock. What else? Things had happened so quickly he was unable to throw it into the river or otherwise dispose of it. There was nothing else. The two pistols were labeled and listed on separate booking sheets at the station.
Next they had to listen to the Miranda Warning. They had a right to remain silent and to have an attorney present. They had the right to use the telephone. None of the three showed evidence of inebriation, so their right to take a breath test and be examined by a physician of their own choice was skipped over.
Then the booking sergeant took down names, addresses, ages, professions, and Trottel had to undergo the indignity of fingerprinting and a mug shot. A rapid computer search for previous criminal activity came up negative.
"We are prepared to charge this subject with intent to kidnap and commit murder," Pérez stated, for entry into the blotter. "You had better put an investigator on this case. He fired at me with his Glock and missed. The bullet is somewhere at the bottom of the river not too distant from the bridge."
"He deliberately shoved a stroller in front of the motor home to make me stop," added Anneliese. It had a dummy in it which, without close examination, could be taken as a live little baby. Fortunately, he miscalculated and shoved the stroller out too late. There was no time to stop and I had to swerve to the side instead, striking the stroller with a glancing blow and crashing into the left side of the bridge before I could brake to a stop. This criminal had intended to stop us, climb in brandishing a pistol and take us off somewhere—probably out into the desert—and threaten us until he got whatever it was he wanted.
"Unfortunately for him, I had to swerve away. My husband jumped out to check on what we thought was a baby and in a flash the perp was inside the open door of the RV. My husband climbed up the ladder to the roof and lowered himself over the windshield in an effort to somehow save me. When this criminal subject aimed at him, I swerved again, causing him to miss, and ended up crashing into the barrier to the right. There may be no witnesses to this—it all happened so quickly—but if you check out his Glock, you'll find that it was recently fired. The stroller and the doll have been retrieved as evidence. This man and an accomplice have been following us for several days—able to track us, apparently, with some sort of hi-tech equipment. You could...."
Anneliese was interrupted at this juncture by a mocking new voice: "Well if it isn't Crackers, booked into the jail, I hear! I always knew you would come to no good. What have you been up to this time, Crackers?"
"Kindly stop calling me Crackers. It's Crack! How are you, Flash? Good to see you! How come you're here a day early? And how did you find us? I might've known you'd be the technician assigned. You aren't Flash for nothing.
"I managed to get away a day sooner. At the office of the Silver Creek RV park they told me you were headed for Lake Havasu City. Just as I came into town, there was your motor home.... just as you described it to the desk officer at the Agency.... turning off only a block in front of me. I followed it to an impoundment lot where the officer driving it told me where I could find you. I could've easily deduced you were in jail myself, though a technician, not a detective. None better, as you know."
"You arrived just in time," said Ed. This character here and an accomplice have been following us ever since we left home. I'm sure you can locate the tracking device or devices employed and maybe there will be some fingerprints. I hope the captain here will get an investigator assigned to accompany you."
"I'm sure I can arrange that," the captain responded. "Meanwhile, this undocumented subject who most likely has identified himself falsely, will be held without bail. I'll explain the situation to the chief. He'll call the district attorney, if necessary. Dr. and Mrs. Pérez, who are guilty of no crime, may be released without bail. First, however, they should see the London Bridge authorities and the Chamber of Commerce for a conversation about damage to Lake Havasu City's world-famous landmark."
"Holding him without bail is a good idea, captain," interjected Eduardo. "Check with California authorities and I believe you will find that he jumped bail there about ten days ago.
"And captain!" added Anneliese, "I think it would be advisable to have someone follow up immediately on the lead I gave you. A white Ford Taurus. You wrote down the license number I gave you."
"Very good, Mrs. Doctor Pérez, but I phoned that information in right after you gave it to me. With luck, we should be getting some feedback right away."
"The captain must know some Spanish," Ed said to himself. "He calls us Pérez, not P'rez. A very fine police officer. An excellent person."
At that moment a man who had been jotting down notes approached the Pérezes and introduced himself as a reporter for a local newspaper, The Day's News, if Ed caught it right. A photographer then took a couple of unposed shots. As the reporter was interviewing them, a TV crew appeared. TV shots had already been taken of the scene at the bridge from a helicopter. Anneliese and Eduardo were so caught up in the action and its immediate aftermath that they hadn't noticed it, despite its loud whop-whopping. The reporter had also been at the bridge, so they only had to fill in some details and refer the media representatives to the police and their report.
The bridge people and the Chamber of Commerce representative were very gracious. Surprisingly they seemed not one bit perturbed. It took Pérez a moment to catch on. News of the episode would be all over the country. Probably all over the world. The publicity could do Lake Havasu City no harm. In fact, he could already see in his mind's eye a new plaque on the bridge—two plaques—designating the stones that had fallen down from London Bridge and detailing briefly how this had come about. During World War II, some of the bridge's stones had been damaged slightly by German bombs and V1 and V2 missiles. They had not been replaced but left that way as historical reminders.
Pérez opined that their vehicle insurance would cover recovery of the stones from the bed of the river and resetting them. A cosmetically imperfect job wouldn't matter too much because it would clearly identify the areas of damage. The bridge administrator produced a document spelling out the Pérezes' liability for them to sign and everyone parted amicably. An estimate of repair costs would be made and forwarded to the Pérez residence.
On discovering that Anneliese was a native of Vienna, a gregarious lady from the bridge commission suggested that they might want to stay temporarily at the Blue Danube Inn, which she highly recommended. The Pérezes felt rather subdued but very happy to have come out of such a menacing situation alive, uninjured, and none the worse for wear, as they say—although Ed still felt soggy wet and couldn't wait to get under a warm shower. The gracious woman took them to the impoundment yard to get some of their things and then dropped them off at the inn.
They could hardly wait to get to their room and call Laura to see how things were going at home. Not well at all! Laura and Alice had gone to the cabin to make their periodic check on things and discovered that it was totally torn up inside. Drawers pulled out, the contents dumped on the floor, bedclothes and mattresses jerked off beds, pictures on the wall removed—no doubt in a search of a safe—and furniture tipped over. Everything a mess. A disaster! Even the shed had been rummaged through. Whatever the thieves were after, there was no knowing whether they had found it or what they had taken.
Wrong about that! Ed knew it wasn't there. Only he knew where. Cheese 'n' crackers! With Trottel (Plumpi?) accounted for and his accomplice no doubt on the run in the Taurus, who else could there be? This was getting to be too much! Oh, well, damages of that nature can be taken care of. Inasmuch as no one had been hurt, they could breathe easy. There was still enough daytime left to have a real look around the bridge and the English Village, so that's what they did after both had showered and changed clothes. They were still too tense and unsettled to stay cooped up in the inn.
The next morning—very unlike them—they slept in, sleeping off the strain they had been under. At about 8:15 the telephone rang. It was Laura. "Mom, Pom, you're on TV! You're in the news. We saw it all. We might have missed it, but Paul called from their earlier time zone back east to alert us. Family members, friends and neighbors, all wanted to make sure we didn't. I guess it'll be repeated during the day. Pom looked like a wet puppy! You looked your usual self, Mom. Your lovely hair wasn't even mussed. You are one cool character! It was explained how you saved Dad from being shot!"
The gist of it: Anneliese came off as a real heroine. Well, as she says, "The weaker sex? Quatsch! Twaddle! Bosh! Nonsense!"
It was 10:00 a.m. before they called the captain. Flash had wasted no time. The device on the roof was one of the very latest hi-tech marvels for global positioning. Ed had assumed as much. The next news was news! There was a bug under the dashboard connected to the motor home's electrical system. Ed remembered now that Anneliese had failed to lock up securely after she had let Tess in to play her little trick. There was an identical bug in the Jeep. Re: Tess's trick. At one time or another Eduardo had found a troll doll under his pillow, another in his tool box, one in the pocket of his robe, and another one hideously staring out at him from the medicine cabinet when he opened it. Eek! Eek! Hideux! (plural of hideous in French). The eeks emitted by Lalo are supposed to be good imitations of a woman's eeks when she sees a mouse, but as you know by now, he has no competence for girl talk at all.
The bug had picked up everything said in the vehicle, which explained how come Trottel and his accomplice knew they were leaving for Lake Havasu City in the motor home, not the Jeep, and were able to reach the bridge well ahead of them. They had known of the Pérez's plan to see the bridge ever since they arrived in Bullhead City and had had plenty of time to devise their clever trap on the bridge, which failed only because of Trottel's ineptitude.
Fortunately, he had lived up to the nickname Anneliese had given him. Trottel could be translated as jerk for want of a better equivalent, but more precisely it means cretin, dunce, fool. Trottelhaft conveys "without sense or energy." It might be concluded from what had transpired that Trottel could be translated as stupid jerk. The accomplice, no doubt had stayed near the white Taurus—ready to follow the motor home to whatever isolated destination they had had in mind. Apparently there was at least one other accomplice who had searched the cabin for Onkel Hobart Hallstein's papers. There could be no other explanation.
The captain informed Eduardo further that after submitting a written report of his findings (no fingerprints uncovered), Flash had given him a sealed envelope for Pérez. They were now free to retrieve the motor home from impoundment. They'd better get the front lights fixed to make the motor home legally driveable. Then they could stop by the station and get the envelope.
That they did, after Eduardo replaced the smashed lights with new ones, installing them workably in the crumpled sheet metal himself. Then they left the station, expressing their sincere appreciation to the captain and all other officers present. Back in the motor home again, the Jeep still hitched behind, Pérez opened the envelope with an indefinable sense of apprehension.
Crackers: In the course of my search I discovered a concealed supercomputer, by Agency regulation XB00H1Z4LN8S illicitly in your possession. It has been confiscated and will be turned over to competent authorities for disposition. Have a nice day. Flash
"Chee...." Lalo determined at that moment never to use that dumb expression again. From now on, if a mild outburst was in order, he would merely say 'Oh, my.' (Without exclamation point.) So who needed that computer? Everything of a directly personal nature was on the G4. The keys to his newest encryption system, naturally, were encrypted. May they enjoy cracking them or else request his collaboration. Hallstein's papers, undeleted, were secured with an encrypted password. Let them have a go at it, if they thought it worth their time. In any event, he had a signed, notarized, original copy of Hobart's will, which bequeathed exclusively to Anneliese and Eduardo all rights to the use of the diamond manufacturing process and equipment described therein. Patents are no safeguard. The unscrupulous disregard them. Industrial processes and equipment are safer as industrial secrets.
Lalo mutely handed the note to Anneliese. She scanned it and mutely handed it back. The supercomputer had been lawfully and legally given to him for his use. Not debatable. This was well documented. But who cared? He had worked as loyally and diligently as he could and his retirement would become effective in just two days. If this latest dig at him filled Flash with glee, lighting up his life, allá él. That was his problem. For certain, Flash had once again demonstrated his peerless skill in locating the computer and removing it. He must have brought along some enviable tools.
Within the "black water" tank there was a separate watertight compartment for the computer, lined to deflect detection from any but the most unavailable kind of probe. Of normal size for that particular motor home, the tank was indistinguishable from any other. Yes, you had to hand it to Flash! Lalo was glad to hand it to him. One could be sure that Flash had avoided having any "black water" pour out or leak on himself, but would he mean-spiritedly drill a hole in it for a little glee de llapa? A "baker's dozen" of glee. (For those unfamiliar with the expression, this means 13—one extra loaf.)
Lalo wordlessly (he suddenly felt very weary—too tired to talk) motioned to Anneliese to head out of there. They parked the motor home in the big parking lot by the visitors center and Eduardo changed into his blue jeans, "dismounted" from the motor home and crawled under it. He had to hand it to Flash again. He had cleanly sawed off the two steel bands holding up the special compartment added to the sewage tank—supporting it with a couple of jacks or blocks of some kind and then sawed off the bottom without touching the computer. His drill bits and saw blades probably were as sharp as the proverbial serpent's tooth. The "black water" part, held in place by identical steel bands, had not been touched. That he would hand to Flash. There had to be flashes of goodness in the man.
"Blessed are the meek." Best not to make a fuss over the computer episode. Challenging Flash would accomplish nothing. It would be counterproductive. The meek are blessed because it is in them to be fair and honorable. The pushy, by definition, are not. They put themselves first and delight in dominating others. For the good of pushies, the meek should not allow them to push them over or aside. Being meek doesn't mean you have to be a pushover. Meek means not making yourself the epicenter, the focal point, of the world. Meek means work for your own good and for the good of others, including the good of pushies. For pushies' good, mildly but firmly help them to not walk over you.
Lalo has an elderly friend, Don Aldo. Don is used in Spanish as a title of respect. Don Aldo is so good to the core and so meek that Lalo sometimes says to him: "Hey, we know that the meek will inherit the earth, so please, kindly leave a little spot for the rest of us!" Don Aldo can be quite spunky, though, when the need arises. He is that good. The meek must be good, wise, and skilled at changing behavior within the possible. Having done that, Allá los agresivos, insistentes, molestosos pushies!
Life is not meant to be easy. It can be quite complicated. Don Federico Sánchez y Escribano used to address the problem of "good." Is it good to give a child candy? It is not good for the child's teeth. On the other hand, the candy may be perceived by the child as a expression of kindness and love. Give the child too much candy and it will spoil not only its teeth but its character. The expression "tough love" comes to mind in this context. "Wise love" sounds better to Pérez. Daughter Laura and all of their children are the epitome of this. Showing forth love always, unstintingly, but not coddling, not spoiling, not fostering too much dependence, not creating "mommies boys," children tied to apron strings. Wise love leads, guides, respects, comforts, supports, sustains, encourages, stimulates... and lets go—but is always there.
And if this love is not reciprocated? Allá ellos. (That's their problem.) Not when parents, spouses, children, grandchildren, and friends dear and near or far apart are involved, however. Well, it's their kettle of fish. Let them stew in it. No. Never. That cannot be when someone is close and dear to us. We grieve. Where there is love, this is unavoidable. But we don't sit around and pine. We must do all we can, wisely and discreetly. Not give up, and struggle to overcome our ineptitude.
One of Lalo's favorite quotes is this: "He said to them, 'Therefore every teacher of the law who has been instructed about the kingdom of heaven is like the householder who brings out of his storeroom new treasures as well as old." (Matthew 13:52)
What does our storeroom hold? Is it full of treasures? "A good man out of the treasure of the heart brings forth good things; and an evil man out of the evil treasure brings forth evil things." (Matthew 12:35) Is our treasure full of good things, old and new? Are we treasuring up new and old good things continually?
There are countless old treasures, spoken, recited, sung, written, drawn, painted, sculpted, sewed, knitted, crafted, imaged, that we can treasure up, saving them in a notebook, on a hard drive, on a wall, on a shelf, on a table, in a drawer—imbedding them in our memories and our hearts. New treasures can come to our attention every day. But reflection and meditation must be a prime source of new things for us always. Is the following "joke" a new one to you?
A professor had spent years and years quoting the great ones of the earth to his students. Then one day he had a thought of his own. A miracle. A tiny pearl shedding a soft light. A small one, far from perfect, but his own! The old gentleman trembled with excitement and delight.
This is no joke. Jokes should not hit so close to home! Lalo wishes he had squirreled away from his younger days a few flawed new pearls of his own for later, mature inspection. Looking back, he thinks there may have been one or two. Not totally new. We are influenced by the old and build on it, but somewhat new.
So is there anything new under the sun? Lots and lots of things are new.... to us. To each one of us. There is so much to know, to learn, to feel, to do, to experience. Everybody's different so we can do, experience and feel things in new ways, our own idio- ways. We can express old things in a somewhat novel way.... try something new to us. Even compose a song, write a poem, a novel.... A new way—it could be—to influence individuals we deeply love. A way indirect enough that they won't take things personally, won't take offense, will think that the author is addressing someone else, not them. Something might brush off, nevertheless. Something might cling.
In Chile, someone who clings—someone perhaps difficult to get rid of—is known in a count-noun way as a pelusa. Lint. Fuzz. Lalo is so glad that his mother clung to him always and knows that she clings to him still. Like pelusa. He can still feel his hand in hers, see her loving eyes beaming up at him as he gave her beautiful talks. "Down" at him, now. This kind of wise, tough, sensitive, savvy, principled, enduring, cling-on love that never lets go, ever ready to manifest itself in appropriate measures even against perceived self-interest.... the world can't get enough of it. Oh, yes, his mother's cling-on love made him feel awkward as a boy of ten years and more, but he basked in her beaming approbation and affection nonetheless.
That is the obverse side. There is a reverse one. Do we have any dank, ugly, smelly, hurtful, harmful pelusa clinging to us? From association with things turned upside down?
Ugliness — Beauty
Folly — Wisdom
Wrong — Right
Noise — Music
Falsehoods — Clever, ingenious, appropriate
Bitter — Sweet
Trash — Fashionable
Drinking — Fashionable (the more it costs, the more fashionable it is)
Humility — A virtue to be admired by others
Religion — Weak-mindedness
Godliness — What's wrong with the world
Hypocrisy — Showing our best side to others
Sloth — Creative living
Knowledgeability — Pretentiousness
Filth — Something to rub people's noses in for profit
Worldliness — Freedom from the foolish restraints of piety
Good intentions — The supreme good, equal or superior to the real thing
It seems that — It's a fact
Irresponsibility — Being my own woman or man
Ridicule — Teaching someone a good lesson
Neglect — A necessity
Cheating — What everyone else is doing
Darkness — Light
Slick — Good business
Lies — Truth
Modesty — Quaint ('cause if you've got it, flaunt it')
Inattention /
inattentiveness — Defective hearing
Fraud, deceit, crime — Getting what's rightly coming to us, what society owes us
Hypocritical, dishonest spin — What makes the world go round
Success is what you've got — Success is what you are
Give your loved ones things — Give your loved ones you
Writing this novel has helped Lalo spot and work at removing from himself not a little bad pelusa. His hope is that it will have some little value this way to others. As we critically examine ourselves (a form of prayer) and as we pray, very personal things may come to mind to add to the above very incomplete list, which Lalo hopes won't give away too much about him—in what is there as well as what is not. He is probably safe. All of the above is in the form of more or less broad generalities. Now if we were to get down to the details the devil is in, the gritty nitty....
Lalo has made a passel of 8-1/2 x 11" posters based on gems from his Treasures. Visitors to the cabin are invited to take one or two or three or more. One of them reads, "A stumble may forestall a fall." Another says, "Fall down seven times, get up eight."
Standing again near the spot where the stones from London Bridge fell down, Anneliese softly asserted, "Whatever befalls us, whatever else falls down, when you or I fall down, we will continue to pick ourselves up as long as we can; then one of us will help the other up. God will help the two of us and everyone up always, forever reaching out to us. If we reach out to him, he will ever lift us up.... eternally."
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