Fuzzy Wuzzy Wuzza Bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuzza bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Wuzzn't very fuzzy wuzzy?
Fuzzy and no hair!
Fuzzy Wuzzy had a crush,
Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't gush.
Wuzzn't very mushy wuzzy?
Not mushy, so shush!
Fuzzy Wuzzy... So why fret?
Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't pet.
Wuzzn't very nuzzly, wuzzy?
Wuz nuzzly, you bet!
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuzza wuss,
Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't cuss,
Wuzzn't bad, could o' been wuss.
Never made a fuss.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuzza dope,
Fuzzy Wuzzy hated soap.
Wuzzn't very sudsy wuzzy?
Tidy was he? Nope!
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuzza mess,
Definitely more than less.
Messes—plural—in which he got,
More than you can guess.
Fuzzy Wuzzy got up late,
Soft, warm pillow wuz so great.
Up for fun and games wuzzy?
Honey got him up!
"Sleepy head, get out of bed,"
What his Momma so oft said.
"Bear with me, you little bear.
Show me that you care.
Barely work for two, you see.
Bear down with me and we'll be
Done with the bare bones for sure;
The rest is no chore."
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuzza bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuzza square.
Wuzzn't very with it wuzzy?
Poor little square bear!
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no date,
Fuzzy Wuzzy did not rate.
Wuzzn't very lucky wuzzy?
Klutzy wuz his fate.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz my bear
So you'd better have a care!
In this wide world no better cub,
Better know it, bub!
Original author?
Additions by Wendell Hall
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