With voters on call and elections so nigh,
I'm ascurryin' off to see my
Script writer.
A little turn to the right, just a perfect politico's sleight
Of hand that's aleadin' to my
Election.
You'll find the handsomest hunk
With the darndest fetchiest folksiest grin,
And by gosh and by golly the noblest and most religious of
Spirits just ashining away from within.
Oh just my scriptwriter and me and my caboodle make three,
I'm ascramblin' away for my election.
My name's Mike Huckabee, I'm a huckster, you see,
And I hustle and huckster all day long
To grab all of the votes just for Huckabee.
I dig up some dirt and shovel it on top of those poor jerks
Until it hurts and they're right outa here, just like clockwork.
It ain't the package that counts,
It's only the nice wrapping that you see,
And I'm awrappin' this up with the prettiest wrap
And then I'll be home free.
Oh just my scriptwriter and me and my caboodle make three,
I'm ascramblin' away for my election,
Yeah, I'm ascramblin' away for my election.
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