According to the ancient legend, no one could untie a knot tied by king Gordius of Phrygia. Then Alexander the Great came by and chopped it in two with one slash of his sword. "Unfair!" you cry. Well, is it fair for our children and all of us to be hogtied and strung up by the Gordian knot of a ridiculously irregular, unscientific spelling that is the laughing stock of the world? Let's slash it in two once and for all with the twin swords of Caring, Concern, Determination and the NuSpel Power Alphabet.