Drawings of Moustache (1908):  Irritating Inequalities [from Chile]
1. The fate of him who steals a chicken is well-known:  there are 100 cops and 101 days in jail for him.
2. By contrast, for him who robs a million pesos there are a hundred and one billion smiles and courtesies.
3. Very unfortunate is he who cuts off his fellowman's ear. Better for him he'd never been born. He goes to jail as a boy and when he comes out he's a great grandfather.
4. But if it's in a war, the same individual could kill a hundred and instead of going to jail, he'd have earned himself an equestrian statue.

5. No one notices someone who has a little drink. He's an extremely ordinary being.
6. But if he has twenty (little drinks) and gets drunk, he's carried off free of charge in a carriage and has his meals for free in jail at government expense..

7. A boy tries to hock a pair of pants. At the moment he enters the pawn shop, he's caught by his father. First thing the latter does is knock the dust out of him with a stick, with the pretext that he's putting a blot on the family coat of arms.
8. The same day the father goes to the bank and mortgages his farm. The son sees him at the exit and has to keep quiet when he has a perfect right to take a stick to him. His father has hocked his farm the same as the son did no more than mortgage his pants.
From all this it can be deduced that things must be done in a big way or not at all.

AJENCIA EL CAÑONAZO: Caņonazo,* literally means a cannon shot, but is Chilean slang for a stiff drink. *A play on words. Caņa = a small drink. The suffix -azo signifies "big". Ajencia is now spelled agencia.Caja: box, safe, cashier's office. Hipotecaria: having to do with mortages.