Oh, How I'd Like to Get it Up in the Morning
(A Parody)
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Oh, how I'd like to get it up in the morning,
Oh, how I'd love to get it up in bed,
For the hardest blow of all is when it will not stand up tall!
Ya gotta get it up, ya gotta get it up,
Ya gotta get it up this morning!
Someday I'm going to get the limp thing upright,
Some night, I'm going to get it right,
My vital force's undiminished, like biblical Moses's still not finished,
And I'll scoot right over to the other side of the bed.
No top sergeant's "Tenchhut!" would ever do it.
Can you believe it? "Parade Rest!" is what it does best.
No control of his libido, just keeps on jamming his old pistol!
Ya gotta get it up, ya gotta get it up,
Ya gotta get it up this morning!
Oh, boy! The second this disfunction is over,
Oh, boy! The second this problem's dead
I'll put this frustration away, stay in the good old U.S.A.
And spend just half of my life in bed!
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A World War II infantryman (not one like you or me)
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